Sign
Pass the background check.
Background check~$5 in HYPE
Contract30 days
One fee, in HYPE. 90% of it goes straight into the pot.
Now hiring · 999 seats · on Elysium
Get hired.
Get paid in HYPE.
Never show up.
Pay a $5 background check, sign a 30-day contract. Every payday, the whole pot is split equally between everyone on contract, and paid in HYPE. No work. No meetings. Just a badge.
Not a job. Not a salary. A smart contract. Risks
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Your title here
Department of Never Showing Up
Emp. No.
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Hired
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Valid thru
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AUTHORIZED
PERSONNEL ONLY
Payslip · next runsoon
Your share
0.0000HYPEsame for everyone
- Pot
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- On contract
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- Split
- equal
01 · The deal
Three moves. One of them is doing nothing.
Payday
The pot splits evenly.
pot0.000 HYPE
÷ on contract0
each0.0000 HYPE
Every four hours at most. Interns and Managing Directors get the same. Live, from the contract.
Claim
Take it whenever.
Payslips ready
to your wallet, in HYPE
Pay is pulled, not pushed. Laid off a year ago? Still yours. Renew in the last 72 hours, or don't.
02 · Payroll, live
Every run, on chain. Nobody can skip you.
payroll.runs0 total
| Run | When | Paid | People | Each |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The first run will land here, the moment it happens. | ||||
03 · The pot
The pay is the pot. The pot is the deal.
No treasury, no promise. The pot only holds what people put in, and a payday spends all of it. More hires, more trading, bigger paydays. None of it, none of them.
- Fees collected
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- Contracts signed
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- Paydays
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- Background checks90% of every hire and renewal
- $RSU trading feescreator fees on Montra, once the token is live
- Tipsplain HYPE sent to the payroll
04 · Questions
HR, answered. Briefly.
Is this a job?
No. It is a smart contract on Elysium that jokes about being an employer. Nobody works, nobody is employed, and nothing here is a salary.
What do I get paid in?
HYPE. The payroll books every share in wrapped HYPE and unwraps it when you claim, so HYPE lands in your wallet.
How big is a payday?
Exactly the pot divided by the people on contract at that second. If nobody signs, renews or trades, paydays shrink or stop.
What happens when my contract ends?
You are laid off. You keep every payslip, your seat frees up, and you can sign again whenever there is one.
Can anyone change the rules?
The owner can tune the fee and the pace, never the token, the contract length or anything already credited to you.
999 seats open